The Arty Bollocks Generator creates synthetic artist statements. An example:

My work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and life as perfomance.

With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and Andy Warhol, new tensions are crafted from both explicit and implicit textures.

Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the mind. What starts out as hope soon becomes corrupted into a cacophony of lust, leaving only a sense of decadence and the possibility of a new reality.

As shifting phenomena become clarified through boundaried and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a statement of the inaccuracies of our condition.

It’s a pretty good little mad-libs program, though its limitations show up after just a couple of repetitions.