I signed up for Internet service at the new house, which is located on Martin Luther King Junior Way East. The customer service rep who took my call must have hit the Tab key at the wrong moment because the latter half of that address got grafted onto the “name” field in their database. I now receive form letters which begin like this:

Dear Mars Saxman Jr Way E,
Thank you for choosing CenturyLink High-Speed Internet. We want to make sure you know blah, blah, blah blah blahblahblabblub

It is hilariously obvious that no human eyes have ever reviewed any of this, and I have no intention of helping them fix their mistake.