King James Programming: someone trained a markov chain generator on both the King James Bible and the classic textbook Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs. The results are glorious:

In APL all data are represented as arrays, and there shall they see the Son of man, in whose sight I brought them out

For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even mention “classes” or “inheritance.”

And Satan stood up against them in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the role of procedures in program design.